Neon Storm Suits: The Most Stylish Disaster Response Gear

Welcome to the most fashionable way to prepare for the apocalypse. Our suits are designed to withstand even the most intense of storms, while looking fabulous while doing it.

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Storm Suit Features:

• Water-repellent fabric
• Reflective strips for maximum visibility
• Integrated GPS and emergency beacon
• Built-in coffee warmer (because, priorities)

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Testimonials:

• "I wore the Neon Storm Suit during a Category 5 hurricane and it was LITERALLY a blast!" - John D.
• "I was stuck on a mountain with no signal and the GPS saved my life!" - Sarah K.

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FAQs

• Q: Are the Neon Storm Suits fireproof?
• A: Unfortunately, no. But they're definitely stormproof!
• Q: How do I clean the reflective strips?
• A: With a gentle soap and water, or a strong acid. We're not really sure which is better.

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