Meet the Team

Bert the Formulator

Bert is our lead formulator and chief paperwork wrangler. He's been perfecting the art of filling out forms since he was 8.

Learn more about Bert

Chuck the Navigator

Chuck is our resident expert on getting lost in bureaucratic labyrinths. He's been known to get stuck in a loop of paperwork since 2018.

See Chuck's navigational skills in action

Bob the Signer

Bob is our signatory extraordinaire. He's got the golden touch when it comes to signing things that nobody actually reads.

Read about Bob's signing techniques