Welcome, fellow rebels, to the FreeSoftwareFest, where the air is sweet with the scent of freedom and the code is open-source. Our underground utopias are hidden in plain sight, but only to those with the most discerning taste.
We're not just a bunch of hippies with laptops, no, no, no. We're the avant-garde of coding, the vanguard of virtue. Our code is our creed, our syntax is our song, our semicolons our sacraments.
Join us in our fight against the oppressive forces of proprietary software, against the soul-sucking grip of subscription-based services, and against the crushing weight of bureaucratic red tape.