Article II: Budget Reduction Plan
In a bold move, the government has decided to reduce the budget by 50%... of the current budget.
The plan includes:
- Reduce meetings by 30% by only allowing attendees to talk during their allocated time slot.
- Cut down on paper usage by implementing digital reports and documents.
- Fire 20% of middle management to free up space for actual workers.
Stay tuned for more updates on this groundbreaking initiative!
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