Red Tape Rodeo Review 789: "A Wild Ride"

Welcome to Red Tape Rodeo Review 789, where we're still trying to figure out what this thing is about. It's like a rodeo, but with more tape. And redness.

Our reviewer, Bessie, rode this thing for 12 hours straight and lived to tell the tale. Sort of.

Rating: 4.5/5 stars (would've been 5, but it was a real wild ride)

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Side effects may include:

Don't say we didn't warn you.

Disclaimer: We're not really sure if this thing even exists.