Rule 2: No Bull-Rushin' in the Bullpen

In the interest of maintaining a productive and drama-free environment, all visitors are strictly forbidden from engaging in bull-rushin' within the Bullpen.

This includes, but is not limited to, bull-leaping, bull-chargin', or any other form of bull-related shenanigans.

Violators will be subject to penalties ranging from sternly worded letters to involuntary reassignment to a different section of the bullpen, where they will be forced to watch an endless loop of Endless Loop.

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Rule 3: No Caffeine-Fueled Frenzy