Rule 1: Wear Your Best Rodeo Gear
You must wear a cowboy hat, boots, and vest at all times while on the premises. If you're not wearing a vest, you're just a poser.
- Must be a real cowboy hat
- Must be made of real leather
- Must be at least 3 sizes too small for you
Rule 2: No Using Your Phone During Rodeo Events
Put that thing away, you're on a horse, not a bus.
- No taking selfies with your horse
- No texting while riding
- No playing Candy Crush while sitting in the chutes
Rule 3: Don't Make Eye Contact with the Cows
They're not your buddies, and they're definitely not on Tinder.
- No staring into the eyes of a cow
- No trying to make cow eyes with a cow
- No asking a cow if it has a crush on you