Q: What is the Regulatory Rodeo?
A: It's a bureaucratic nightmare, where we tie you up with red tape and ask you to fill out form 27-B/6, subsection 4, paragraph 2.
Q: How do I get to the Regulatory Rodeo Main Event?
A: Just follow the signs, they're clearly marked with arrows and confusingly similar to the ones on the highway. You can't miss it, it's like finding a unicorn in a field of wildflowers.
Q: What's the dress code for the Regulatory Rodeo?
A: Business casual, but only if you're a lawyer. Otherwise, wear something that says, "I'm a functioning member of society, I swear."
Q: Can I bring my pet llama to the Regulatory Rodeo?
A: Only if you have a special permit, which you'll need to fill out form 42-B/3, subsection 1, paragraph 5. And don't even think about bringing a llama without a hazmat suit, we're not kidding around.
Want to see more Regulatory Rodeo goodness?
Check out the Rules of Engagement
And if you're feeling really adventurous, try the FAQ+ FAQ+ FAQ+
But let's be real, you'll probably get lost in the FAQ-FAQ-FAQ-FAQ