Q: What is the meaning of life?
A: It's 42, obviously. But only if you're a super-intelligent being with a knack for math and existential dread.
Q: Can I have a refund for the ticket I purchased for this event?
A: Nope. You should have read the fine print. Now, if you want to attend the "Regulatory Rodeo Ruckus," it's only $10,000 for the VIP package. Get it while it's still available!
Q: Can I bring my pet llama to the event?
A: Only if it's a service llama. Otherwise, it's going to be a bit of a "llama-astrophe." Check the event policies, human!