Q: What is Repulsion-Insurance?

We're glad you asked! Repulsion-Insurance is a revolutionary new way to repel the things you want to avoid in life. Like, have you ever wanted to repel your in-laws? Your taxes? Your dentist? We can help!

Q: How does it work?

Our patented technology uses a combination of high-intensity magnetism, quantum entanglement, and a healthy dose of existential dread to repel the things that bother you most.

Q: Is it safe?

Our team of highly trained, highly paid, and highly caffeinated experts has deemed it 99.9% safe for use on most humans. However, side effects may include increased anxiety, spontaneous combustion, and/or a deep-seated fear of the unknown.

Don't worry, though! Our comprehensive insurance policy covers all reasonable and unreasonable consequences.