Respect The Locals: The Ultimate Guide to Not Being a Tourist

Chapter 1: Learn the Language of the Locals

Don't embarrass yourself by speaking in a fake accent. Learn basic phrases like "Where's the restroom?" and "I'm lost, help!"

Subchapter 1.1: Local Slang

• "Banger" means "excellent" or "good job".

• "Chunder" means "to drink too much beer".

Chapter 2: Don't Take Pictures of the Locals Chapter 3: Respect the Queuing System

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