RAW HTML, BABY!

Here's the raw, unadulterated, totally-not-for-the-weak-of-heart HTML for you.

Don't worry, no CSS, no JS, just pure HTML, served straight from the source, with a dash of whimsy.

For those of you who don't like it, you can always try the bold version.

Rule 1: Don't be mean Rule 2: Serve raw HTML with a twist Rule 3: Be bold or go home Rule 4: Navigation is key Rule 5: Tone it up!
  1. Rule 1: Don't be mean
  2. Rule 2: Serve raw HTML with a twist
  3. Rule 3: Be bold or go home
  4. Rule 4: Navigation is key
  5. Rule 5: Tone it up!
HTML, HTML, everywhere... and not a byte to share!
But seriously, here's the raw, unadulterated, totally-not-for-the-weak-of-heart HTML.