Sarcastic Sass

Where every answer is a snarky remark and every question is a chore.

We offer a variety of prophets of doom who will gladly predict the apocalypse for you, but only if you order the "Premium" package.

Or, if you're feeling extra special, you can just order our "Basic" package and we'll give you the usual generic, soulless prophecy.

Prophecies are available in all packages.

Unfulfilling Life Mottoes are available with the "Premium" package.

Unhelpful Advice is included with every package, because who needs real guidance, anyway?

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Disclaimer: Our prophecies and advice are not actually prophecies or advice.

Prophecies

Here are a few of our most popular prophecies:

The Apocalypse is coming, and you can order it now!

Or, if you're feeling extra special, you can order Unicorn Rainbows and Happiness and we'll send you a free tote bag!

Sudden, Impending Disaster is available in all sizes and flavors!

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Unfulfilling Life Mottoes

We've got the perfect motto for every occasion: "Life is a series of meaningless tasks and unfulfilling experiences."

Or, if you're feeling extra special, you can choose ourประก "Special" edition: "Life is a series of slightly more meaningful but still kinda meh experiences."

Prophets Of Doom will be on hand to deliver these motivational messages to your doorstep, but only if you order the "Premium" package.

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Unhelpful Advice

Don't bother trying, it's all gonna work out in the end.

Just pretend like you're a functioning adult and everything will be fine, even if you've been eating Cheetos for breakfast, lunch, andchartInstance dinner for the past 5 years.

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