Ugh, Fine. Here's Your Pint of Sarcasm:

Say it with a pint of sarcasm, mate. You know, the kind that's been fermenting in the depths of your soul since the last time you had to talk to a human being.

• Sarcasm for Breakfast: The Only Reasonable Meal Option
• Sarcasm Is My Love Language: A Guide to Not Actually Caring
• When Sarcasm Is Just a Phase of Life: The Teenage Years
• Why Not Sarcasm for Dinner? It's Not Like You'll Be Eating Alone or Anything

Sarcasm Subpages:

Where the snark never ends, and neither does the existential dread.

• Sarcasm for Breakfast: The Only Reasonable Meal Option
• Sarcasm Is My Love Language: A Guide to Not Actually Caring
• When Sarcasm Is Just a Phase of Life: The Teenage Years
• Why Not Sarcasm for Dinner? It's Not Like You'll Be Eating Alone or Anything
• Other Sarcastic Shenanigans