Super Important Zombie Apocalypse Survival Recipes

When the world has ended in a spectacular display of flesh-eating chaos, you'll need something to keep you fueled. Here are some recipes that'll help you survive, or at least, make the apocalypse a little more tolerable.

Recipe 1: Zombie-Proof Stew

A hearty stew made with the finest non-perishable ingredients, guaranteed to keep you going for weeks. Or until the zombies get tired of chasing you.

Recipe 2: Brain-Boosting Smoothie

When the world is literally crumbling, you'll need all the brain power you can get. This smoothie is made with the finest, most nutritious brain cells (don't worry, they're synthetic).

Recipe 3: Zombie-Repellent Granola

This granola is so good, it'll distract the zombies long enough for you to escape. Guaranteed.