Warning: Do not try this at home. Seriously, do not try this at home.
Inflato-Ray Technology is a revolutionary new field of science that involves shooting tiny, invisible particles at a person until they turn into a human-shaped balloon. Our team of experts (not really) has been working on this groundbreaking research for years, and we're thrilled to bring you the latest updates from our lab.
View our case studies on the effects of Inflato-Ray Technology on everyday humans Read our technical specifications for the Inflato-Ray Generator 3000 Meet our team of experts (not really) who made Inflato-Ray Technology possibleWe're not responsible for anything that happens after you've been shot with Inflato-Ray Technology. You've been warned.