NOTICE: Our Firewalls Are Not For The Taking

We mean it. They're not for you, they're for keeping the internet safe from your bad ideas.

Don't even think about trying to hack us, we have:

IDSysadminSaysNo

Our firewalls are so secure, we've got:

FirewallFortress

And don't even get us started on our:

DMZOfDoom

So, just leave us alone.

Go ahead, try to visit YouWillNotPass if you dare.