She Makes Lunar Lamp Posts For The Home Sick Alien
Are you tired of boring, terrestrial lighting? Do you have a spaceship with a bad view? Look no further! She Makes Lunar Lamp Posts is here to illuminate your lunar lifestyle.
Our expert craftsmen (and women) have been perfecting the art of lunar lamp post making for years. We use only the finest materials, including recycled space junk and the finest imported moon rocks.
Don't settle for a lackluster glow. Order now and experience the difference that only a true lunar lamp post can provide. Your space station's ambiance will thank you.