Shortages of the Modern Age

Because you can't have too much of a good thing, we've made a list of things you'll never have too much of.

• Toys: We've run out of playthings, and our toys just aren't that fun anymore.
• Fashion: The latest trend is, well, to have no trends at all.
• Food: We're all about eating the same thing every day, it's just more efficient.
• Travel: Staying home has never been more fun, and our couches have never been more comfortable.