As of January 1st, 2023, the Sock Policy has been revised to include the following:

• Article 1: All socks are required to be worn with their mate at all times. Failure to comply will result in a $50 fine.
• Article 2: Socks with holes are strictly forbidden. Any sock found with holes will be confiscated and sent to the Sock Reeducation Facility.
• Article 3: Only socks with a circumference of 8-12 inches are allowed. Any sock outside of this range will be considered a threat to national security.
• Article 4: All employees are required to report any sock-related incidents to their supervisor within 5 minutes of occurrence.

For more information on Sock Policy, visit:

• Sock Policy Appendix
• Sock Safety Protocol

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Contact us at sockpolicy@sock.gov