SOCK POLICY APPENDIX

Welcome to the most exciting appendix of the Sock Policy, where the rules get really fuzzy.

Section 1: Sock Hierarchy

• King Sock: The ruler of all socks, with the power to control all socks.
• Queen Sock: The ruler's trusted advisor, with the power to control all non-solitary socks.
• Common Sock: The regular sock that does the regular sock thing.

Section 2: Sock Pairing Protocols

• Pairing Protocol 1: Socks must match.
• Pairing Protocol 2: Socks may not match, but must be adjacent.
• Pairing Protocol 3: Socks may not be near each other, but must be in the same general vicinity.

Section 3: Sock Handling Procedures

Procedure 1: If a sock goes missing, replace it with a new one.

Procedure 2: If a sock is damaged, repair it, or replace it, or both.

Procedure 3: If a sock is worn out, wash it, dry it, and fold it.

Learn more about advanced Sock Policy procedures.