EXTREME TANNING TIPS
Don't get caught in the sun like a lesser mortal. Follow these tips for the most epic tan of your life!
Tip 1: Apply, reapply, REAPPLY
Don't be shy, be liberal with that sunscreen. You're not a vampire, you're a tan enthusiast!
Tip 2: Find a sunbeam that's right for you
Don't get caught in the shade, get caught in the sun's rays! Look for that golden glow!
Tip 3: Exfoliate like a boss
Don't be a stranger to exfoliation! Get that skin smooth like a summer baby's butt!
Tip 4: Don't be a ghost, get some vitamin D
Dude, prophets of doom say you need it for your skin, your bones, and your general well-being. Don't be a ghost, be a tan-tastic machine!
Tip 5: Don't get caught in a sunburn
Don't be a sun-siren, be aประก sun-savvy!