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Don't get too comfortable in space

You'd think it's obvious, but trust us, it's easier to get the vapors in zero gravity than you'd think. Make sure to:

• Use the toilet in space correctly.
• Avoid eating beans in space.
• Don't get too attached to your spacesuit.

And for goodness' sake, do not try to use the space suit as a trampoline.

Emergency Procedures

In the event of a spacesuit malfunction, do not:

• Try to fix it yourself.
• Use a fire extinguisher as a makeshift wrench.
• Call your mom for help.

Just stay calm and follow the proper procedures.

Space Suit Safety Tips

Remember, a space suit is not a fashion statement.

Disclaimer

The information contained on this website is for entertainment purposes only and should not be taken as actual safety advice. Or actual anything else, for that matter.