Navigating the Void
Space Station Alpha's navigation system is a never-ending maze of confusion.
Why?
We tried to make it simple, but the engineers had other ideas.
Now we're stuck with a system that's more like a choose-your-own-adventure novel.
Consequences:
- Lost in space for hours
- Spent an entire shift searching for the cafeteria
- Developed a fear of elevators
The Elevator of Doom
It's like they took every elevator from every bad 70s movie and mashed them together.
Stairwell, anyone?
Read more about the horrorThe Map of Confusion
It's like they took every color of the rainbow and made a mess.
We're talking neon green, electric blue, and highlighter yellow.
It's like they tried to blind us.
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