Step 3: Prepare the meat sauce of doom. Er, I mean, the meat sauce that will make your taste buds do the tango. Combine 1 cup of finely minced onion, 3 cloves of minced garlic, 2 cups of beef broth, 1 cup of tomato paste, 1 cup of milk, 1 cup of grated Parmesan, 1 teaspoon of dried oregano, 1 teaspoon of dried basil, salt, and pepper in a saucepan. Stir. Stir like your life depends on it.
Step 4: The Noodle NonsenseYour kitchen will be filled with the sweet aroma of Italian despair. Your taste buds will be on the brink of madness. You may need to consult a therapist to deal with the existential crisis that will ensue.
Continue to Step 5: The Cheese Conundrum