Spam Fritters 101: The Art of Concocting Culinary Chaos

Welcome to the most infamous, the most notorious, the most utterly bewildering cookbook in the land. Here, we'll teach you the art of making Spam Fritters so divine, so delectable, so downright diabolical that you'll want to share them with your enemies.

Start by gathering the following:

Ingredients:

• 4-6 cans of Spam, sliced into 1-inch cubes
• 1 cup of breadcrumbs
• 1/2 cup of flour
• 1 egg
• 1 cup of shredded cheddar cheese
• 1/4 cup of chopped fresh chives (optional)

Next:

Click here for instructions on how to combine these delightful ingredients into a culinary masterpiece of chaos and destruction and start frying!