Spam-Fritters-Tips

To avoid getting flagged for spamming, always make sure your email is registered to a domain that has a .com, .co, or .biz extension. Anything less will be flagged in no time!

Never, ever use all caps for your subject lines. It's like yelling at the internet. Nobody likes that.

If you're trying to sell something, make sure it's something that's actually worth buying. No one wants to waste their money on your overpriced, used, and worn-out widgets.

Don't try to sneak in a link to a sketchy site by disguising it as a "Free Gift" or a "Surprise Prize." It's like trying to hide a snake in a gift box.

If you're trying to sell something, be clear about it. Use a real subject line that says "Buy me, human" or "I have something to sell you."

Don't be that guy who emails me every five minutes with "Free stuff inside!" and "Click here!" It's like having a digital telemarketer at your doorstep.

Remember, spam is like that one weird uncle at the family reunion. It's annoying, it's unwanted, and it's best avoided.

Don't try to be a ninja. You can't sneak up on people with your spammy messages. They'll see you coming.

If all else fails, just be honest. "I have a great deal on this thing, and I'm trying to sell it to you." That's the key.

And finally, if you do get flagged for spam, just take a deep breath and try again. Or, you know, try a new career path.