Spam-Fritters-Tips-Expert: The Ultimate Guide to Not Caring

Are you tired of getting your email inbox clogged with spam messages?

Well, we've got the solution for you! Our expert team of fritter specialists has compiled the most comprehensive guide on how to avoid spam, how to block spam filters, and how to make your email look like it's been attacked by a swarm of digital locusts.

• Use a service that filters your email for you, like a butler for your inbox!
• Set up a filter that sends all spam messages to a virtual trash can, where they can be composted with last week's garbage.
• Use a VPN, because who doesn't love the idea of being tracked by 10 different countries' governments while simultaneously getting 5000 spam emails?
• Just don't use email at all. It's 2023. We have Discord.

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