SpamFriedRice Recipe Fail

This recipe is brought to you by the Culinary Union of Uncooperative Chefs (CUUC). Their motto: "We're not exactly sure what we're doing, but we're doing it our way."

Ingredients:

• 3 cans of Spam
• 1 bag of rice
• 1 tablespoon of regret
• a pinch of disappointment

Instructions:

1. Open the can of Spam with your bare hands.
2. Crumple the Spam into a pan over high heat.
3. Stir in the rice, regret, and a dash of disappointment.
4. Simmer until everything is burnt and inedible.

Optional:

• Add a sprinkle of despair to the mixture for an extra kick.
• Substitute the rice with a bag of soggy, stale cereal.

Disclaimer: The CUUC is not responsible for any emotional trauma caused by this recipe. Contact the Union for a refund on your therapy sessions.