Step 1: Set your timer for an hour. Or five. Or never.
Step 2: Find the most comfortable spot on your couch.
Step 3: Stare at a blank wall, contemplate the meaninglessness of life, and contemplate the meaning of 'just 5 more minutes'.
Step 4: Repeat steps 1-3 until the apocalypse, or your significant other kicks you off the couch.
Need more tips? Advanced Procrastination ProTips
Or, if you're feeling extra motivated, Procrastination Hacks
But let's be real, who needs those, right?
Getting Started with the art of doing nothing.