The Inevitable: A Study in Despair

Warning: This website contains high levels of existential dread and impending doom. Prolonged exposure may cause permanent damage to your mental health.

Statistics of Despair is a comprehensive resource for all your worst-case scenario needs. From the probability of a global apocalypse to the inevitability of your student loans, we've got you covered.

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