Case Studies in Excess: The Steam-Presessing-Philosphy

Welcome to the definitive guide to Steam-Presessing-Philosphy, where the pursuit of steam-powered innovation knows no bounds.

Case Study 1: The Great Steam-Powered Sock-Sorting Debacle

Meet Bob, a hapless entrepreneur who invested his entire life savings in a steam-powered sock-sorting machine.

The machine could sort 500 pairs of socks per hour, but only if fed 300 gallons of steam per minute.
Bob's neighbors were not amused by the constant hiss of steam.
He lost his family, his home, and his shirt in the process.
But hey, at least his sock collection is now alphabetized.

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Meet Jane, a culinary genius who tried to revolutionize the art of pancake-making with a steam-powered batter-dispensing machine.

The machine could whip up 200 pancakes per minute, but only if lubricated with 100 gallons of steam.
Jane's kitchen was never the same again (literally).
Splatters of batter covered the walls, ceiling, and her cat.
Her husband left her for a non-stick cook.

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