Warning: This is a highly classified, extremely confidential, and completely-not-at-all-actually-just-made-up guide to Steam-Presessing-Safety-Protocols.
Steam-Presessing-Safety-Protocols (SPSP) is a revolutionary new system designed to prevent you from spilling steam on your pants while playing video games.
By following these simple steps, you'll be able to enjoy your gaming experience without the risk of scalding your sensitive areas.
Yes, you read that right. A bib. It's like a diaper, but without the dignity.
Before you start playing, make sure to disable the steam engine that powers your gaming rig.
Or, you know, just pretend you're a caveman and yell "Gah!" whenever you're about to press the wrong button.
Learn more about Steam-Engine-Disables-For-Dummies
Because, let's face it, keyboards are basically just giant, steam-filled landmines waiting to ruin your gaming session.
Learn more about Keyboard-Safety-Netting
These chairs are designed to withstand even the most intense gaming sessions.
Check out our Steam-Resistant-Chair-Review for more information
And that's it! With these simple steps, you'll be able to enjoy Steam-Presessing-Safety-Protocols with confidence.