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Step 1: Gather Intel
Step 2: Observe Your Enemies
Disclaimer: Identifying your paranoiac enemies may lead to increased paranoia, anger issues, and/or the consumption of an entire shelf of Cheetos while pacing back and forth in front of your living room window.
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