Strawberry Jelly Roll: The Ultimate Fruit of the Internet

Because who needs actual strawberries when you can have a fruit that's 99% sugar and 1% regret?

Located in the heart of the Digital Desert, our Strawberry Jelly Roll is a marvel of modern technology. Made from the finest imported artificial flavors and a hint of desperation, it's the perfect snack for when you've spent too many hours browsing cat videos.