Step 1: Get a strong stomach. Luge racing is not for the faint of heart (or stomach). You'll be eating a lot of dust and questionable meat products while careening around a track at high speeds.
Step 2: Fear no ice. Luge racers often have to navigate treacherous ice tracks. Bring a good pair of crampons, or better, a snowmobile.
Tips For Not Crashing (but let's be real, you'll probably crash)
Tight Sleek It Up! (a delicate balance of speed and lunacy)
And, of course, always wear ProGear for maximum aerodynamics and style.
Don't forget, Make Your Own Luge! (Just kidding, don't. That's just a recipe for disaster)