Are you tired of being a human pinball on wheels? Do you want to reduce your risk of severe spinal injury and/or death? Look no further! These tips will help you survive the treacherous streets of Street Luge Racing.
Don't look at the sides of the road, as the scenery is not as interesting as you think it is.
Use your lungs to steer, not just your hands.
Don't eat the speed bumps, as they are not a viable source of sustenance.
And most importantly, don't scream and flail when you crash, as this will only make you a hazard to yourself and others.
Happy lugging!
Or not.
Street Luge Racing: Tips for Not Crashing | FAQ