Warning: Do not attempt to plug these into your toaster. Trust us, it will not end well.
These aren't just any ordinary power cables, no sir. These babies are made with the finest superconducting materials known to man (or at least, the finest known to our lead engineer, Bertrand McSnazzlepants).
We're so confident in our Superconducting Socket Cables that we're offering a 99.99% satisfaction guarantee. If you're not completely satisfied with your new cable, we'll give you a full refund, plus a complimentary toaster to use at your leisure.