Q: What is The Retreat From The Corporate Grind?
A: It's a chance to escape the soul-sucking abyss of middle management and find your true self. Sort of.
Q: Will there be free food?
A: Only the kind of free food that will haunt your dreams. And by "haunt your dreams", we mean "is actually just stale crackers and tap water"."
Q: Can I bring my dog?
A: Only if your dog has also been to corporate law school and has a good understanding of the finer points of synergy and quarterly earnings reports.
Q: Will there be Wi-Fi?
A: Only the kind of Wi-Fi that will make you question every decision you've ever made in your life, including buying a laptop with a "portable" battery.