Trust Fall Accidents

We provide the most unpredictable trust fall experiences in the industry. Don't worry about trust, worry about falling over and hitting your head.

Our expert staff will guide you into a pit of despair, and then laugh maniacally as you struggle to regain your footing.

Don't forget to bring your insurance card, and a spare set of clothes. We're not responsible for your emotional trauma.

Want to learn more about our team of expert trust fall instructors? Meet the team!

Want to see our trust fall safety record? Click here!

Our trust fall accidents page is a work in progress. We'll get it done eventually, but until then, just pretend it's done.

We're still working on our trust fall accident statistics, but here's a rough estimate:

100% chance of injury

99% chance of emotional trauma

50% chance of getting lost in the woods

1% chance of actually trusting someone

Want to learn more about our trust fall accident prevention methods? Check it out!

Our trust fall safety record is a work of art. By "art," we mean "a mess."

Our safety record includes:

10 broken trust falls

5 trust fall-related concussions

3 trust fall-induced nervous breakdowns

1 trust fall that we're still trying to explain to our insurance company

Want to see our trust fall safety record in action? Watch the video!