The Temporal Loop Policy Rebuttal

By now, everyone knows that the universe is a vast, unending expanse of time. But what about the really interesting stuff? The stuff that happens inside the loop?

We've got the Loop Committee, and they're here to tell you what to do. Or not.

Guidelines for Safe Looping

• Don't loop while operating heavy machinery. Or a lawnmower.
• Keep your loops under 100 iterations. Any more and you'll get a headache.
• Don't loop during leap years. It's just not worth the hassle.

Special Loops

We've got a few loops that are just for fun:

• Loop de Loop - The classic, 50s-style loop.
• Loop the Loop the Gun - Because who doesn't love a good loop and a good gun?
• Looping the Door Handle - For when you want to get a little too close.