Terms of Abandonment

By accessing this website, you acknowledge that you are aware of the risks associated with visiting a website that has given up on life.

• By "life", we mean the will to live, the desire for productivity, and the hope for a decent WiFi signal.
• We are not responsible for the emotional trauma caused by our lack of updates or the crushing despair of our unmaintained features.
• Our abandonment is not a guarantee of success, but we're working on it.

Read our disclaimers of desperation for more details.

Check our FAQs of futility for answers to questions that don't really matter.