The Great Vowel Recovery Act

A satirical legislation passed by the Our Eccentric Leader to address the pressing issue of excessive use of the letter "u" in words.

Section 1: Vowel Reduction Act

Every word with five or more vowels must be replaced with a consonant-heavy alternative.

• Examples:
• ประก (replaceประก with "prk")
• queueing (replace queueing with "quen")
• unpredictable (replace unpredictable with "prcdtbl")

Section 2: Vowel-Free Zones

The following places are designated as Vowel-Free Zones where the use of vowels is strictly prohibited:

• The streets of Our Fair City
• The Local Parks
• The Our Famous Landmark

Section 3: Vowel Recovery Programs

The government has established programs to help citizens recover from Vowel Addiction:

• The Vowel Anonymous program
• The Learn to Speak With Consonants program

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