Deflection Techniques

Deflection techniques: because your problems are like a bad joke – everyone's heard them before, but you still want to tell them again.

1. The Classic Deflection: Blame Someone Else

When things go wrong, point the finger at someone else. It's a tried-and-true method that's been passed down through generations of dysfunctional families and office politics.

2. The Deflection Matrix: The Bureaucratic Loop

Get lost in a maze of middle management and red tape. Who needs efficiency when you can have endless meetings and pointless memos?

3. The Deflection Paradox: The Self-Blaming Cycle

When you can't blame someone else, blame yourself. It's like the old saying goes: "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."