Caused by an Infinite Monkey's Brain
According to our top-notch scientists, the Nothingness Paradox of Choice can only be solved by an infinite number of monkeys on a finite number of typewriters.
But don't just take our word for it, visit our research lab to see the monkeys at work.
Or, visit Monkey Union to see the benefits of having a union for all your monkey needs.
And, of course, visit Monkey Solstice to see our monkeys celebrate the longest night of the year.
But don't say we didn't warn you...