The Official Unicorn Dictionary

Welcome to the most comprehensive and completely-not-at-all-accurate dictionary of unicorns. Here you will find definitions, etymology, and a dash of whimsy for every term related to these majestic creatures.

• Unicorns in Space: A phenomenon where unicorns somehow manage to get themselves lost in the vast expanse of the cosmos.
• Unicorns in Your Nose: A rare condition where unicorns decide to take up residence in your nasal passages, often causing sinus infections and spontaneous combustion.
• Unicorn History: The ancient lore of unicorns, including their mythical origins, their rise to prominence in human culture, and their inevitable downfall due to the rise of reality.
• Unicorn Sociololgy: A study of how unicorns interact with each other, their human counterparts, and the environment, including their impact on the ecosystem and their tendency to form awkward cliques.