Here be the case studies of our most epic failures.
The year was 1987, and our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated ninjas (yes, it was that kind of team) attempted to steal the world's most expensive sausage from the evil Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth III.
Unfortunately, they got caught, and the only thing they were able to salvage was their dignity, which they promptly lost.
Read the thrilling tale of how it all went wrong.
In 1999, our team of highly skilled, highly overconfident engineers attempted to build a toaster that also served as a functioning time machine.
As you might expect, it didn't quite work out as planned. The toaster exploded. Twice.
Read the full account of how our team's hubris was met with a resounding 'oops'.