You've heard of the Great Mullet Heist, right? It's the biggest fish heist in the history of the seven seas. A group of highly skilled mullets, led by the infamous "The King of the Mullet," stole the world's most valuable treasures: shiny fish hooks, sparkly lures, and a year's supply of fish food. The authorities were baffled, the public was bewildered, and the fish were... well, they were just happy to have their shiny objects back.
The Great Mullet Heist was a masterclass in stealth, cunning, and... well, really, really long hair. Our heroes, the mullets, outsmarted the security systems, outwitted the coast guards, and outmulleted the competition. Their plan was so intricate, so complex, so... so... MULLETED.
The Suspects
Stay tuned for more of the thrilling, the chilling, the utterly absurd tale of The Great Mullet Heist.
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