The President Rephrased The Budget

According to the President, the budget is not just a bunch of numbers and words on a piece of paper. No, no, no. It's more like a really long and complicated joke that nobody understands.

Here's how it works:

• First, take all the money and put it in a big pile.
• Then, take a few pieces of paper and draw a picture of a graph.
• Connect the dots, and voila! You have the budget.

But wait, there's more!

According to the President, the real budget is actually just a magic 8-ball in a spreadsheet.

So, if you want to know the real numbers, just shake the 8-ball and hope for the best.

Or, you know, just make something up. That sounds like a great idea.

The President Rephrased The Budget (Again)