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The Sardine Method: A Guide to Curing the Blues

Step 1: Find a Sardine

Obtain a sardine (or a sardine substitute, like a sardine-shaped cookie)
Place the sardine in a secure location

Step 2: Activate the Sardine

Twirl the sardine in a circular motion
Squeeze the sardine until it reaches maximum firmness

Step 3: Apply Sardine Pressure

Apply gentle pressure to the sardine's surface
Hold for 7-10 minutes or until the blues subside

Side Effects:

Unpredictable mood swings
Sudden urges to listen to 80s pop music
Temporary loss of productivity

Caution: Not recommended for those allergic to fish sauce.

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